If you came here looking for some profoundly deep quotes then sorry I misled you….I mean the title of my blog says it all.
However what you will find is some good humour and hopefully a new motto.
My rules and quotes might be little jumbled but stick with me.
The first rule of fight club is….oh crap wrong thing. The first rule of life is………
- Don’t be a dick (this one is that simple and should be followed religiously unless someone is dissing your illness is which case permission to be a dick granted)
- Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down (very important in life as we always get back up)
- Don’t eat yellow snow (that’s just a tip thought I’d throw it in there)
- It’s only temporary (I use the as little pep talk to myself when things aren’t going well)
- Never bite the hand that feeds you (did this once my boyfriend was not impressed)
- If you haven’t nearly shit yourself then it’s a good day
I could write pages and pages for this blog post or save quotes, mottos and memes from the internet until the cows come home but I won’t today.
If you have any sayings that you like or quotes, either funny or serious I’m not precious please share with me in the comments 🙂