The Twelve Months of Covidmas

[Verse 1]
On the first Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 2]
On the second Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 3]
On the third Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 4]
On the fourth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 5]
On the fifth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 6]
On the sixth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 7]
On the seventh Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 8]
On the eighth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Eight Takeaways
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 9]
On the ninth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Nine NHS Workers Working
Eight Takeaways
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 10]
On the tenth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Ten lords a-Baffled
Nine NHS Workers Working
Eight Takeaways
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Eleven Politicians Fighting
Ten lords a-Baffled
Nine NHS Workers Working
Eight Takeaways
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth Month of Covidmas, Someone gave to me
Twelve People Grumbling
Eleven Politicians Fighting
Ten lords a-Baffled
Nine NHS Workers Working
Eight Takeaways
Seven Hand Washes
Six Rules to Follow
Five COVID TESTS
Four Vaccinations
Three Lockdown Tiers
Two Metre Rule, and
A Blow to the Economy

While I wrote (plageurised) a silly Carol/Poem based on this years events, I want to wish everyone a safe time this holiday season, however we choose to celebrate. Yes it’s different, so all the best.

Love to all – Kelly aka The Daily Trotter

3 Comments Add yours

  1. patuttie says:

    Happy Holidays to you too! πŸŽ„

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Gibberish says:

    Unique idea πŸ˜ƒ

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Love this, such an accurate account of this year!

    Liked by 1 person

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